3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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