we were pretty classy up until the second keg
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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