You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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