if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
And then my night got REAL pukey
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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