reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
