Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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