It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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