I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Farmville is her only friend.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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