Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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