ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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