NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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