what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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