He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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