they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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