Fine. I'll sleep in my office
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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