moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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