ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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