oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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