You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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