Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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