Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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