i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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