You're so nebulous sometimes
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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