Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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