youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I did not marry a roomba.
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