so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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