he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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