i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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