When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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