More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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