porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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