Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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