I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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