Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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