Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
