that's an acceptable place to lick
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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