Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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