watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
MIDGETS
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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