Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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