There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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