My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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