it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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