My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
