Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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