My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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