Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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