I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
