Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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