surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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