He uses pillows to masturbate.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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