I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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