Banned from zoo.
Again?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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