I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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