He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We talked him into tasing himself.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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