they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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