I hate your face
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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