I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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